hello, babies.

This is a travel blog, I think. More or less. I get tired of locking and unlocking my school blog, and now that I am no longer 14 and obsessed with AFI, I think it's time I moved beyond LiveJournal.

I may archive some of my old travelogues here. That's a very fancy word, "travelogues." Dignified. Like they ought to involve long treatises on self-discovery and personal growth.

This blog is not about self-discovery and personal growth.

Mostly I fall down a lot. And cuss. Sometimes both at once. Once in a while I get arrested, but they usually let me go. I've had my fair share of cow brains and foot parasites. I am not a good role model, for anyone.

Don't try this at home.